On this day [Dec. 9th] in 1994 President Bill Clinton fires Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders after she tells a conference that masturbation should be discussed in school as a part of human sexuality.
Do your fucking essay, I know it’s boring but it was also due 5 days ago and you should really get on that.
Buy some weed tonight.
Dear ex bestfriend,
I hope you are okay, I know things are hard for you.
Dear Whoever is reading this,
Dear Future Me,
Don’t believe anything without fact-checking first. If there is one thing you can not leave the house without, it’s a smile. Be prepared for failure.
Dear person I like,
My thirst for you is real. You are smart, funny, interesting, and attractive. I’m trying to remember that you are a real person and that idolizing you is dehumanizing. Maybe it is best if we do not talk.
Dear past me,
You’ve known the future all along. Don’t let everyone’s words of encouragement make you believe that what you have done is enough, push harder.
Smoke some weed.
I am very very Jewish, keep it real though, coal for the cool kids